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I see your 20,000 views on a article in a month.

If I wasn't so infamous I could get rich off this shit. I could make money off of you all and put ads but (advertisers haunt my nightmares) I'm not an asshole.

Please God make it stop. I don't want to be homeless anymore. I can pay 300 a month rent buy all my food AND shower exclusively at twenty four hour fitness because California charges for water. I can leave California WITHOUT Bill (for some reason that scares them) and no I think I'll do that I saw the ad in Vermont for 285/mo rent.

So pussy you are off the list again for the first time since after the one chick I met before college





I woke up to about ten young ladies yelling hey at me.

I never ever knew life was going to be this interesting. Let me put it this way. My heart may have stopped beating for a little while this morning (malnutrition) and that was the only way to get my heart pumping again. Thanks, because I was already starting to feel at home in the afterlife.